mainheaux:

Look at this contouring god

(via jinxxdestroy)

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

(via jinxxdestroy)

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

(via xasteriia)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

(via spillourbloodonforeignstreets)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via dave-stridersdick)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via dave-stridersdick)

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

(via dave-stridersdick)

bowfly:

david-bowie-is-my-queen:

phantomas67:

its-a-cat-world:

LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE PAWS

LOOK AT THOSE CUTE FANGS

WHY IS THE CAT IN A DOCTORS OFFICE?

DO YOU NEED A CAT SCAN LITTLE BUD?

bowfly:

david-bowie-is-my-queen:

phantomas67:

its-a-cat-world:

LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE PAWS

LOOK AT THOSE CUTE FANGS

WHY IS THE CAT IN A DOCTORS OFFICE?

DO YOU NEED A CAT SCAN LITTLE BUD?

(via dave-stridersdick)

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

(via xasteriia)